Department of fashion corrections

Humourous Where's My Failure Bonu$?

So, it seems that if you worked in a bank before the financial shit hit the global market fan, which plunged most of the world into a recession, which came about as a direct result of your ineptitude, you will now be eligibale for a large monetary bonus. Taking this into account and seeing as we've been failing at life consistantly for decades now....where the f**k are our 'failure bonuses?

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