Department of fashion corrections

Ladies Get Help I've Been Kidnapped

Picture the scene, you walk into a corner shop with two of your friends and the woman behind the counter catches sight of the words scrawled in a frantic fashion across your chest, she smiles at the tongue-in-cheek humour of your t-shirt but then notices that you're sweating heavily and that you have a worried look of panic etched across your face as you slowly motion the words 'Help Me' with your mouth. The woman's smile fades as she sizes up your two companions, who are oblivious to the prank you are now pulling, wasting no time she whips out a pump action shotgun from behind the counter and points it at your two friends, who immediately soil themselves. She holds them there until the police, ambulance services, news crews and SWAT teams arrive, but in the end they all see the funny side and take down the address of the website where you bought such an excellent t-shirt.

Colours shown are for customer guidance and may vary slightly from final product. All shirts come with website logo on sleeve or nape of neck.