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Political Murder Machine

Mured Machine (Television) T-Shirt: Scientific research and The Daily Mail have both conclusively proved that watching too many violent Hollywood movies and TV programmes will almost certainly drive you to kill, kill, kill! Do drugs instead, they're a helluva lot safer and the only person you're killing is yourself.

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